Pappy Timberlake Tells A Story
Justin Timberlake is on The Tonight Show, talking about his small-town grandpa and the stories he used to tell. This one tickled me, so I thought I'd share (edited slightly by me to stop Timberlake's rambling and bad story-telling):
When a little 10-year-old Justin nears crying, his grandpa says,
A-thankyou. He'll be here all week.
There's this dog who walks the same route everyday. Everyday, he crosses the same railroad tracks. Well, one day, the tip of his tail gets stuck in the tracks as he's crossing. Right about that time, he looks up and sees a train coming.
The dog says to himself, 'what am I going to do now?!' and he starts to panic. Instead of just trying to pull the tip of his tail out, he reaches back and tries to chew it all loose.
Well, the train runs over the dog and completely decapitates him.
When a little 10-year-old Justin nears crying, his grandpa says,
Now, you know what the moral of the story is? Don't ever lose your head over a little piece of tail.
A-thankyou. He'll be here all week.
posted by latenightchase at 2:03 PM
3 Comments:
I can't stay up late enough to watch the Tonight Show, but in the teaser it sounded like JT was talking about how much he and Cameron Diaz like having sex. Is that right? Holy Camoly.
He's a goob, but he's a sexy goob.
HEY! Watch it w/ the Pappy cracks, dammit.
That is a terribly inflattering picture of dear justin. I think he must have lost his head to date britney...talk about "Wocka Wocka Wocka"
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