Zach Braff Is A Big Fat Liar

Ok, I might exaggerate a little and embellish stories for the sake of storytelling...but this guy is so totally full of it!

Zach was on Conan O'Brien talking about his appearance on the show Punk'd, where Ashton Kutcher plays horrible pranks on his celebrity buddies. In Zach's Punk'd, it's staged to where kids spray paint his brand new Porche.

On Conan, Zach tells of how he caught the kid and started punching him in the stomach over and over and over. The way Zach tells it, it was too dark to see the kid, so he didn't know how young he was until after he beat him up. He also says they didn't show that part on Punk'd because it made him look bad.


and I punched him just like THIS!


However, in the video (seen here on YouTube), it's quite clear 1) he knows what the kid looks like because he talked to him before the incident, 2) he doesn't catch the kid, an extra does, and oh yeah 3) HE'S A LYING FOOOOOL!

See? That explains why he couldn't decide between a herniated disc and a ruptured disc. I bet he just has a sore muscle or something. And I'm also beginning to think one of his legs isn't shorter than the other.

And here he made me feel sorry for him.

Come here to me, Zach. It's spanking time.