Thursday, October 26, 2006

Nice...Um...'Area'

From the David Letterman show :

I went to the spa recently in preparation for coming to your show. I got a full leg wax. You know, when you're getting a full leg wax, you get a bikini wax, too. I was right in the middle of it...well, the lady was in the middle of...doing it...and she stops and she looks at me and says, "This is a lovely area."

And I have to admit, I was taken aback. I mean, it IS a lovely area, I suppose, but no one has said that to me, really. So I said, "oh, it is?" and she said, "yes, it's just beautiful!"

And I'm like OH lord! So then I said, "wow, I guess, thank you very much..." and she said, "yes, the trees..the houses...the weather..."

Yeah, she was talking about Beverly Hills. For a minute or two I thought I had a new girlfriend.


~ Julia Louis-Dreyfus

2 Comments:

Blogger Pendullum said...

I howled...

Thank you...

I bumped into a girlfiend on the street. I was walking with my daughter.
She looks at me and asks if I have any tylenol on me or advil as she is going to get a 'Brazilian' and needs the meds...

I could not believe it... It was a moment of suspended animation...

I said' I do not...'
and my daughter asks 'Are Brazilians, Loud, Momma?"

I always think of that...

8:34 AM  
Blogger jacquie said...

That's so disturbingly funny!

6:52 AM  

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