Nice...Um...'Area'
From the David Letterman show :
~ Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I went to the spa recently in preparation for coming to your show. I got a full leg wax. You know, when you're getting a full leg wax, you get a bikini wax, too. I was right in the middle of it...well, the lady was in the middle of...doing it...and she stops and she looks at me and says, "This is a lovely area."
And I have to admit, I was taken aback. I mean, it IS a lovely area, I suppose, but no one has said that to me, really. So I said, "oh, it is?" and she said, "yes, it's just beautiful!"
And I'm like OH lord! So then I said, "wow, I guess, thank you very much..." and she said, "yes, the trees..the houses...the weather..."
Yeah, she was talking about Beverly Hills. For a minute or two I thought I had a new girlfriend.
~ Julia Louis-Dreyfus

2 Comments:
I howled...
Thank you...
I bumped into a girlfiend on the street. I was walking with my daughter.
She looks at me and asks if I have any tylenol on me or advil as she is going to get a 'Brazilian' and needs the meds...
I could not believe it... It was a moment of suspended animation...
I said' I do not...'
and my daughter asks 'Are Brazilians, Loud, Momma?"
I always think of that...
That's so disturbingly funny!
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