Dude Has Problems

Zach Braff, who I would probably run away with if he asked me to, is on David Letterman. The guy has some issues!

He found out recently that one leg is 1/8" shorter than the other. He has a herniated disc (or ruptured, depending on what part of the conversation you listen to). He stays at home by himself with his computer and a bowl of cereal. Hmmm...who does that sound like?

(Zach, I'm waiting! Bring Natalie Portman!)

His biggest problem, though? His voice sounds exactly like a young Ray Romano. Acckk!! Turn back from the dark side, Zach!!

Braff's new movie, 'The Last Kiss', sounds like it might save him, though. I simply cannot wait to see this one. Since Scrubs is so perfect and Garden State was so life-altering, I'd have to guess his work in this one will be amazing, too. Have you seen the preview??

Oooh. Deep, yo.

And...did you know Zach has a blog? Check them both out. But, um, stay away from my man. Because...he's my man.

Baby Gramps

Um.

"Baby Gramps" played on David Letterman. During the whole performance, I was waiting for audience laughter. Or someone to come out and say they were just kidding. Or my brain to explode.

The guy sounds like the drunk hobo at the train station. And his four backup singers looked and sounded like Those Guys who are just too old to be at that frat party...but are anyway.

Don't buy the cd, people. Unless 'creepy' is your thing.

White Trashery Goodness

Though I don't have to say more than the words 'David Spade' to get across that point...

Spade is on Jay Leno telling of his true, redneck, Joe Dirt-like childhood. One lovely detail was the way his mother took care of he and his brothers when they were smaller.

She would drop them off in the desert when she went to work, armed with guns (rifles, 22s, pistols) to keep them busy, and then, after work, would pick them up at a gas station 7 miles from the dropoff point.

Now, that puts the fun back into disfunctional!